unremarkable

I'm very drunk...again.

I think i am going to be dating the bouncer soon. I'm such a cliche.

I made a lot of money saturday, but only made 350 tonight.

I heard that little asian man came in last night and spent 10 grand. I am very sad that I did not work last night.

I'm drunk and want to cuddle :(

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I am very drunk. I just took a shower and took the bottle of rum with me in the shower...after work. I had to safe ride it because I was blowing a .15.

I made a little over $900, so I guess I'm not too upset about my drunkness.

I have a new customer that is 'in love' with me. unfortunately he does not yet realize I am able to fake cutesy awkwardness...He will soon figure this out. I am a little fatter than I wish to be, but I have been making a lot of money at work so I guess it's not too bad.

All my friends are dating men, older men, and I feel very left out. Unfortunately I have realized I do prefer the one night stand over any other sexual encounter.

I cannot type anymore because I am so drunk...this is why I like living alone!!!