Strippers hate Christmas

Work has been teh suck lately. Strippers need Christmas gifts too! I'm working this week (the week before Christmas for the calendarly retarded), so we'll see. I have a feeling it'll either be great or horrible. I noticed a lot of girls getting Xmas gifts from regulars last time I worked. These guys are so fucking delusional I almost feel bad for them. I suppose misery loves company

School is quickly approaching, and I'm in no way looking forward to it.

My lease is up in two months-time to start thinking about where I'm going to land this time.

I just ate a bunch of saltines and mini heath bars and then threw them up; I have to say that they taste way better going down than coming up.