Annoyances

Work last night was...annoying. Really my whole day yesterday was annoying.

It started at 10:30 in the morning. Woken up by the ringing of my cell phone I answer groggily. It's a girl friend of mine who wants to discuss her man failures with me at 10:30 in the morning. Annoyance #1.

"why do these guys I sleep with want nothing to do with me other than to fuck me? It makes me feel like shit"

"Do you like them?"

"No, not really."

"Well, you can either sleep with them and just enjoy the sex and not feel bad about it or you can not sleep with them."

"I only sleep with them when I'm drunk."

"Don't drink so much..."

I'm not really one to give advice in this department, but it's loads easier to dole out advice than to follow it. Plus, this girl puts my drinking to shame. She gets blackout drunk every damn weekend. I drink a lot but rarely to the point of completely blacking out; just to the point of fuzzyish memories :(

Around 12:00 I gather up some motivation and make it out to the game. Of course we all drink for the two hours preceding the game so I'm fairly drunk by the time it starts. I then realize that it's sort of late and that I'm working that night so I start to walk back to the condo to get my car and drive home. I saw absolutely none of the game. Annoyance #2.

On my walk I'm approached by a man who starts to converse with me. Turns out he's a 29 year old grad student at my school and that's all I remember about him due to my prior alcohol intake. I'm pretty sure I gave him my number because I had a text of the friendly variety in my phone from an unknown number after work last night. He was pretty cute so maybe I'll hang out with him one of these days.

After I make it home I pass out. Fortunately I wake up just in time to prepare myself for a night of nudity. I'm still buzzed when I get to work, so in the spirit of saturday night I keep the buzz going with 3 or 4 vodka redbulls and some glasses of NUVO.

Being somewhat slow for a saturday night a friend and I decide to try a new style of hustle. We approach the customers and immediately sit on their laps. We angle ourselves so that our boobs are right in their faces and wiggle them a bit. Then we ask if they'd like to see us naked. This strategy was surprisingly effective and required little to no conversation. Score!

A regular of mine came in last night, but unfortunately he came in quite late and the vip rooms were booked for the rest of the evening. Instead of getting $400 out of him I only got $120. This was annoyance #3.

As the end of the night approached I went to the back to breathalyze and someone managed to not pass with a .098. WTF? I drank less than normal at work so I guess the drinking earlier in the day combined with the fact that I hadn't eaten any actual food that day caused me to fail. This was annoyance #4 as none of the girls who normally drive me home were there so I was forced to take a cab.

This means I was without my car most of the day today, until 7:00 when a work friend picked me up on her way to the club. I have no food in the house so I was starving all day and don't live within walking distance to any food. Annoyance #5.

I caved and texted the ex yesterday as I hadn't heard from him in a week. Got a response today that he was backpacking. Cool, I guess.