Blow

Coke heads are the best customers ever. It's pretty easy to spot them, especially after talking to them. I can't even really explain the behaviors that give them away, but you just know.

Anyways, they are very easy to coherce into VIP, especially because it gives them a chance to snort their shit in private.

They'll almost always offer you some, but it's easy enough to turn down. If they're really insistent, you can just exhale instead of inhale and they never notice.

Once they're sufficiently high they usually just talk talk talk. And play with hair. Hair must feel really cool when under the influence of coke, because they all just want to play with your hair.

I wish all my customers were so easy.