Bayes

Working at two clubs is killing me. Especially since I like club significantly more than the other, and that happens to be the club where money is scarce. Why can't things ever be simple? Obviously I wont quit my money club, because let's face it; i'm in this industry to make money--that's it. If the money dries up, I'm out. Unfortunately there are other variables thrown into the mix that I can't discuss on here, which are chaining me to the money-less club for a bit longer.

I eat the same thing every morning (if 2:30 pm counts as the morning), this thing happens to be an egg McMuffin*. Except it's not a McDonalds brand egg McMuffin, it's one that I make on my Back to Basics toaster and egg poacher device. Now, I don't cook. Ever. I loathe it more than any other domestic chore, so me making breakfast in a cooking contraption is a big deal. Anyways, the point of this pointless spiel is that I had been using Kroger Brand english muffins, which were adequate. The other day, during my weekly Kroger run (I also HATE grocery shopping) I noticed the Kroger english muffins were all expiring in the very near future, which forced me to step out of my comfort zone and purchase english muffins of a different brand. I decided after much deliberation on Bayes, which were kept in the refrigerated section, and came in a red and white box. Well, Bayes english muffins are well worth the $1 extra they cost. Fucking delicious.

*not to be confused with the McDonalds egg McMuffin, which is delicious as well. No copyright violations here.