Refreshing

My week-long hiatus from work came to an end on Wednesday. Things were definitely slow this week, maybe because this is the last week of grade school?

On Wednesday one of my easy regulars came in and did an hour. That was basically most of the money I made that night. I somehow kept my drinking to a minimum, even though I hadn't imbibed for a week. I'm trying to lose some of my tolerance for memorial day, so I can get nice a tipsy without too much effort. It's kind of sad how much thought I put into these things.

Last night was blah-tastic. One of my friends almost got fired for pouring juice on a guy-multiple times. In her defense, the motherfucker totally deserved it. First, he tried to slide a nickel between buttcheeks. Now, I guess this could be silly/funny if you have really strong rapport with the guy, but she didn't. Then he made the mistake of slipping a dime into her garter. She flipped the fuck out. She went to grab the carafe of cranberry juice that was on the table. Luckily, a girl grabbed it out of her hand before any damage was done. Unfortunately, there was another one filled with orange juice within reach, and this one met its target. Clearly feeling that the oj was not enough, she then started grabbing rogue drinks scattered about the table and dousing the douche with those as well. She got a stern lecture from out manager, who kindly asked her 'not to be so ghetto', and the offender was kicked out.

Other than that, a totally boring night.