Friday, May 13, 2011

Date with the bouncer #2

So, in traditional me fashion, my date was...interesting.

I arrived at Captial Grille about 20 minutes early. Being an alcoholic, I decided to sit at the bar and enjoy a cocktail in my spare time.

Unfortunately, as I walked in I was recognized by none other than a customer of mine. He was dining with a friend and beckoned me over. I reluctantly meandered over to his table and took a seat. They ordered me a drink (a delicious concoction of stoli and pineapple) and made small talk. Then my customer decided to take a trip to the restroom, leaving me alone with his friend. Of course his friend inquired as to how I know said customer and I sat there and muttered incomprehensibly. I had told them that I was there for a date that I was less than excited about, so of course this lead to them encouraging me to ditch my date. I stood firm in my decision to not ditch my date, even though my customer's friend is one rich motherfucker. I mean, VERY wealthy. I did get his number ;). He told me about his house in Florida, and his house in Colorado, and talked about other rich person stuff that I wanted to roll my eyes to.

My customer (his friend) arrived back as we were exchanging numbers, which was awkward in and of itself because we've spent hours in vip together, and he (my customer) has asked me for my number numerous times (I always refuse him). Gah.

My date arrived, and I ate a lot of delicious food and blah blah blah. We went to Tongue and Groove and then went bowling (I won, btw). It was fun, but I'm sooooo not attracted to him. I used my best kissing avoidance techniques and got away pretty easily. For some reason he enjoyed himself and wants to see me again, despite him spending $200 on me and not even receiving a kiss.

I hate this situation and I want out.

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