Tuesday, April 5, 2011

A fabulous club and a fabulous life

Back to the world of my strip club. It was nice having almost two weeks off, but I must admit, I kind of miss the club after a while.

Saturday was fine...Nothing eventful really happened. My club has undergone a bunch of renovations lately. First, the club was expanded. Then both bars were ripped out and redone; now they have marble tops and nicer finishings. Then the neon orange plastic palm trees were added; they also light up with chaser lights. All the stages were redone and the lights as well. Saturday night the manager told me that they're putting in new carpet soon. It's nice when your club doesn't look like a shithole, even if it still is.

Sunday night some friends and I went to this mexican restaurant in a very gay section of town. Then we went to the gay club next door. Like I'm sure every woman who's ever been to a gay club before has said, I want to be a gay man. Or even just hang out with gay men. They're all attractive. Nice bodies, stylish clothes, they smell nice. They're friendly and happy and drink a lot. They can dance like nobody's business. Best of all, they aren't trying to sleep with me.

I'm pretty much only going out to gay clubs from now on.

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