I am very drunk. I just took a shower and took the bottle of rum with me in the shower...after work. I had to safe ride it because I was blowing a .15.
I made a little over $900, so I guess I'm not too upset about my drunkness.
I have a new customer that is 'in love' with me. unfortunately he does not yet realize I am able to fake cutesy awkwardness...He will soon figure this out. I am a little fatter than I wish to be, but I have been making a lot of money at work so I guess it's not too bad.
All my friends are dating men, older men, and I feel very left out. Unfortunately I have realized I do prefer the one night stand over any other sexual encounter.
I cannot type anymore because I am so drunk...this is why I like living alone!!!
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rum in the shower. The best of both worlds.
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