On tipping in excess

I feel like crap this morning. Drank too much and did a bit too much coke last night, I guess.

There is good news, though. Last night was my third $700+ night in a row. Perfect timing, with spring break coming up.

We had 88 girls last night, it was insane. I was actually about to leave, then as I was tipping out a guy grabbed me. I sat down on his lap and 5 minutes later I was in vip with his whole group (4 guys and 4 girls total). Two bottles of champagne and lots of lines later I was $600 richer. At one point the guys were snorting lines off of our bodies, which seems so cliche, but it does happen.

I'm trying a new strategy at work regarding tipping. I'm just exorbitantly tipping everyone. I think I tipped the manager, both bouncers, and the housemom all an extra $20 last night on top of their regular tip out. So let's see: DJ got $80, house got $70, bouncers got $50, housemom got $20, bathroom mom got $10, and the valet got $10. That's a grand total of $240 tipped out. That means I made over a grand before tip out. Nice.


My spring break plans are slowly deteriorating, just as i figured they would. Originally we were supposed to go on a cruise. Then we realize one girl doesn't have a passport, so we can the cruise idea. Then we were just going to head down to florida for a few days. Got an email from one of the girls saying that she just can't afford it because her parents are making her pay her own rent this month. Haha, I remember the days of having to rely on my parents for shit and I fucking hated it. I wish my friends weren't so broke...I just need some adequately funded friends so I can vacation with them. That's all.