Nothing spectacular

Last night was pretty great. I nearly made $1,000 and my shift was only a little over 5 hours.

I had three 1/2 hour vips, all were tolerable.

I find it hilarious when customers who I have seen and even talked with before start asking me how long I've worked here and when I tell them nearly two years and they act surprised. "Really?!?!?! I've never seen you before!" Yes you have, retard.

I started tanning again, and while I fucking hate that shit I notice that I make more money when I'm a bit less pale. Is cancer worth an extra $200-$300 a week? I dunno.

My last vip of the night was this young asian dude who talked like a California stoner guy and just sat there and smoked cigarettes the whole time. Freaking hilarious. He's coming back tonight with some more people, so hopefully he'll be good for a couple hundred.

I really need to get some new outfits and shoes. What always happens is I'll buy a new outfit and wear it once and then decide I don't like it and never wear it again. I have about 4 old standbys that I always end up wearing week after week-but I doubt the men really care about such things.