Getting to know the neighbors

Had to get a new permit on Wednesday. That's always a blast because the permit office is at the courthouse/police station/jail, so there are always a lot of shady looking characters slinking around. There weren't as many as usual this time, I think it's because I went really early.

Something funny that happened a while back. A few weeks ago my friend and I were at my apartment pool, just chilling, when we notice a large older man acting sketchy.

"I think he's taking pictures of us," my friend said

"No, we're not doing anything that interesting..."

Now, he was holding his phone in a weird manner, but I think it's just 'cause it was sunny out and he was texting.

Fast forward a week later. I'm at work, when I'm suddenly approached by a large older man.

"You live at [my apartment complex]," says the customer

"Uh, yeah...How did you know?"

"I saw you and your friend the other day at the pool."

"Oh, haha," I say, slinking away.

Now, I was a little creeped out, I'm not sure why, but I didn't think too much of it.

Fast forward another week or so. I'm sitting at the bar at work when I notice apartment man with a girl. A girl who also happens to live at my apartment complex. I try to ignore them, but they motion me over. I go over, somewhat reluctantly, and make small talk.

Well, as usual, the drinks start flowing, dances are had, and somehow we end up in vip. I know, awkward. Made even more so when I ask the girl how this guy is in vip (he was at the atm getting $$$).

"Well, we usually go with glitterboobs, and she's definitely pretty friendly, and he's one of my best customers, so I probably am a bit more lenient than normal, but he's cool."

Oh great, I'm thinking.

He comes back, and the first thing he does is take of his shirt and pants. So he's standing there in his boxers. WTF. Then we all start talking about porn, and the other girl suggests that we watch some redtube (streaming porn site) on his smart phone. So I'm standing there naked, next to a short old fat man in his boxers and another naked girl watched some girl get nailed on this tiny little screen halfway across the room. I mean, I guess it's better than being molested, but still weird.

At least I'm getting to know my neighbors!