Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I'm feckless, contentious, egotistical, lazy....

Work has been slow lately. Post holiday season is always pretty rough-but it'll improve.

I was stalking around (I'm a firm believer that everyone does this) on myspace and noticed the popularity of self-descriptive lists on profiles. Most lists look something like this: I am witty, courageous, helpful, dependable, funny, on and on with every cliche positive trait ever 'invented'.

Give me a fucking break. I don't look at your profile to find out that you're helpful-matter of fact, I already know you're a selfish cunt, so spare me. I'm on there to find out who you're dating, who the baby daddy of your unborn child is, who's commenting on your wall, and to look at skanky pictures of you and your drunk skanky friends.

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