So I hate my friends. Maybe not hate, but I'm just fucking sick of them. Mostly my 'best friend'. The best friend who wants to spend every waking moment with her stupid (ok, he is smart) boyfriend. When she's not spending time with him she's texting or calling him; or even worse, talking about how great he is and how much she loves him. What makes her think I give a flying fuck, I have no idea. I just want to scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She always needs men. Ever since that golden age of puberty she's needed them. The self-esteem boost that comes with them. Then when I bitch about her codepedence she tells me I'm jealous. I'm not. I just think she's pathetic when it comes to relationships and men.

The other one is just delusional. The 'chase your dreams and live happily ever after' delusional. And she thinks I'm an idiot. My dumbass fucking friends don't realize that I'm more intelligent than them. Combine them and I'd still probably win that shit. Just because I'm a stripper and I stopped going to college I'm an idiot in their eyes. Just because I don't like art and music and liberal hippy shit I'm fucking retarded. Sorry-I don't think so. Sorry I don't have my whole future planned out.

Why can't they just entertain me when I'm bored and shut the fuck up the rest of the time?